People seem to think they can lead double lives in such small areas…

rydek:

R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me

tirehaus:

ive got the dating tips ive got the hot clues if you want to make a girl feel special tell her all about your fat shits but tell it very quiet so she thinks its special knowledge just for her and you (a shared secret)

Just tell the truth.